Business Failover

Our Small Business email solution is guaranteed to provide 100% delays. Don't expect to hear back from your clients before lunch, so go hit the bar for a drink to ease the frustrations.

We offer service that is full of security vulnerabilities, server downtime, email delays, and DNS exiled to Siberia. Our dedicated support team is always available to answer your calls and repeat themselves as you struggle to understand their accent before hanging up in utter frustration.

All plans include:

• 500KB of storage per inbox ("640K ought to be enough for anybody" - Bill Gates)
• Can of SPAM filtering
• 24/7/365.242 support
• Dedicated support in India
• 6.66 inboxes per plan
• Dedicated Win '95 servers
• Free toilet paper roll