POP/IMAP Server Status

Currently all POP/IMAP servers are experiencing issues.

Our technicians are currently checking for plugged in power cords, missing ethernet cables, and rat droppings on the motherboards resulting in shorts in our state-of-the-art basement housed datacenter.

Known Issues:

• DDoS from own servers
• Our ISP suspended service due to lack of payment
• Blue Screen of Death
• Overstock of SPAM

Expected Update

TBA due to ongoing WoW tournament in the break room. We expect an update when the energy drinks run out and technicians awake in 72 hrs or never.