Exchange Status

Currently all Exchange servers are experiencing issues.

Our technicians are currently checking for missing routers, stolen servers, and homeless living in our state-of-the-art basement housed datacenter.

Known Issues:

• DDoS from China
• Dialup connection getting busy signal
• Steve Job's ghost haunting servers
• Static IP cling

Expected Update

TBA due to ongoing WoW tournament in the break room. We expect an update when the energy drinks run out and technicians awake in 72 hrs or never.